4 more years

CAT BOUNCE

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A:just don't get anywhere sometimes. lack of stuff to hold my interest i guess. I'm more a fan of the physical
me: need accessories... ooor try some yoga. Get super bendy.
A: Yoga would kill me. Don't bend well.
me: motivation to learn
A: no i mean my joints just wont do it. can't even touch my toes. Honestly I'd rather bend you.
me:cute. I'm ok with it
A: :)
me: still might have to make you pleasure yourself for me.
A: I would hope so. For hows that work?
me: Chair, spot light and you taking direction?
A: yeah that sound scary.
me: or hot? .... I tried.
a: Ha
me: sooo not motivating for fun ?
A: your cute
me: what if i tied you to the chair and denied you the ability to cum until it pleased me.
Still cute?
A: you are... not the spotlight scenario tho
Me: what if the audience is removed?
A: Now your cute with evil intentions
Me: haha, I love you
A: I love you too.

So it's that awkward holiday time of year

B.A.D.: Also, did you wanna do anything next week?
B.A.D.: I figured I might make you cookies or something.
Panzer Pope: sounds like a plan.
B.A.D.: Jason and Adam reminded me about it.
Panzer Pope: reminded?
B.A.D.: holidays etc
Panzer Pope: easter?
B.A.D.: the otherone
B.A.D.: Where you get all kinds of candy
B.A.D.: well, eat chocolate anyway the day after when it all goes on super sale
Panzer Pope: you cant say valintines can you
Panzer Pope: also i forgot its that time of year again
B.A.D.: you got the point without me having to say it.
B.A.D.: And no, I can't really..

best quote ever

The way I saw of phrasing this once that made a lot of sense to me is that men and women do have equal reproductive rights, in that they each have the right to make any reproductive decisions they want concerning their own bodies.
-larisa the ppk

pants, remove them

Me: Hi
Me: (that is code for remove your pants)
A: Pants have been removed. I am A please perform the sex.
Me: hahaha <3 this is why I luv you.
A: how are you doing?
Me: Better now that your pants are gone.
A: Glad I can be of help

More texts after my class on Ad human sexual behaviour